Sunday, August 24

Discretion . . .

. . . is the better part of friendliness. From hereon in, the VIPs label shall be applied to any friends-locked post. Dish to your hearts’ content, my dearies—we’ll be the only ones in there. Kinda like a private table at the trendiest club, dontcha think?
And, no offense to the rest of you. The Kellys are all about dignity and privacy. There's no need to overshare.

location: the screening room
filmography: The Swan
status: switching to a more private channel

Wednesday, August 20

Heat Wave

In case you haven’t noticed, the city is about to go up in smoke. Seriously, it’s crazy-hot.
As such, there is only one reasonable solution:
Swank pool party at the Four Seasons!
Tomorrow. Noon until the Champers runs dry. (As if! Ha!)
It’s a Gatsby theme, so please break out your palm fronds, pearls, and your best 1920’s bathing beauty suits. Retro is the word, everything old is new again.
Believe me when I tell you that this bash is not to be missed.
BYO smokes, though, if you’re so inclined. (Do I really need to remind you that lung cancer is NOT one bit chic?) While we will have authentic cigarette girls at this gathering, they will be only be passing out canapés and paper fans—all the better to gossip behind, my dearies.
Summer is coming to and end; let’s go out with a splash!

location: Smooch, trying to stay cool
tummy: full of gelato-y goodness
mood: overheated